A bombastic collexion of banal & hideous acoustic atrocities, foisted upon an unsuspecting public much like a blade of grass striking a Boeing 747, causing its wings to transform slowly into seven chickens each, chickens of lead and candied orange peel with roving eyes and silver beaks, swimming together in perfect synchrony through the waters of June.
This album is sure to leave an indelible mark on the private sector. During its first four minutes, it was shared 16 billion times on facebook by a robust botworm named Ayurv^6.exe, that altered the course of human history forever by renaming every third member of the human race in connexion with a brand of diapers and adding small moustaches to many female creatures, but only in the digital realm.
The Cheshire Dragon has repeatedly demonstrated a pitiful and twisted disregard for the 113-114 khz pitches, and in light of this and the so-called release of this so-called album, will be summarily burned at the so-called stake by the so-called Cognoscenti Elite of the Arts Council of so-called Evermore. Hence forth she (or he) shall be known as the godmother (or godfather) of putrid sonic slag, shunned in every quarter of the Universe, and derided nightly by the revelers of Maine in their ivory cubicles throbbing and glistening.
released 13 June 2012
A vericose, warm and fetid thank you to all of my gnomes.
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